What is this all about?

I am all for the promotion of Breast Cancer research, but come on, do you really think all the Cancer research associations really want to be allied with the sale of these shoes?

This girl is half muppet...is that like being a Centaur? What would you call such a mythological creature? Hmmm..perhaps another word that needs to be defined by Urbandictionary.com 

Nothing says "I Support our Troops" like a Gas Guzzling SUV, other than perhaps a tacky and trivial car magnet!

A typical football weekend on Langdon St. (Read the signs)... 

These have got to be the ugliest pair of shoes I have ever seen. What is the falling star/strap thing about? What does that do and how does it work? I have 3 degrees and I couldn't figure it out....  

Ok, so oiling up and sitting in the sun is soooo 1985, and going to a tanning coffin makes you smell like rotting flesh, but come on....there is such a thing as self tanner! Take my word, a pasty Irish girl herself, looking transparent is never a good thing. Maybe if she just clicks her heels together all her problems will go away....
 

This is the sort of view that I am accustomed to when I ride the Van Galder...yuck.

This is not an indication of how all people are in Madison, WI. Alicia, thank you for making friends in order to get this pic!  

According to a WTF Secret Ops Spy, these two Trixie wannabes have matching purses! Gasp! I wonder if they have the BFF necklaces from Claire's Boutique as well?  

Oh my god. WHY? WHHHHY?  

Which Nail Tech in the City of Chicago allowed this woman to leave their shop looking like this? Who said that this was ok?